Thursday, December 31, 2009

Entertain This


“When a word ceases to be a term of description and becomes merely a term of praise, it no longer tells you facts about the object: it only tells you about the speaker’s attitude to that object. (A ‘nice’ meal only means a meal the speaker likes.)”
-C.S. Lewis


Recently, I was asked why something unpleasant would be categorized under “entertainment.” The inquirer was someone considerably younger than myself, and seemed to be under the unsurprisingly common assumption that what entertains must necessarily be pleasant or at least pleasure-inducing.


I did what anyone put on the spot would do: I started feverishly racking my brains hoping I wouldn’t have to pull something out of my ass (like a lot of adults do when children ask pointed, naïve questions). Luckily, the astounding array of unpleasant reality TV shows both past and present came to my rescue: Jersey Shore, Fear Factor, Dirty Jobs, The Bachelor, The Real World, and Keeping up with the Kardashians to name a few.


His question answered, the satisfied pupil went along his way, and I was left wondering about the elasticity of words. The more I thought about it, the more perplexing his question became. And the more I began to wonder if I had shortchanged my answer to his question.


My initial reaction was to dub his query unsurprising because of the typically positive connotations that the word ‘entertainment’ often carries. Historically used to refer to generally pleasant diversions and occupations of the mind, ‘entertainment’ has long been used to refer to recreational artistic performances (think court jesters and medieval minstrels) which brought relief from the every day by inducing amusement and laughter.


The equally surprising nature of his question, though, lies in the seemingly unacknowledged omnipresence of more modern forms of entertainment that eluded him perhaps momentarily. Because let’s face it: you would be hard pressed to find someone today who is unaware of the ubiquitous presence ‘entertainment’ has in the collective consciousness. Young people of today’s generation most likely won’t be able to recall a time “Entertainment” didn’t have its own category on veritably every local and international news channel; in fact, the volume and demand of what many consider entertainment today has now warranted its own channel just to keep track of it all (Entertainment Tonight, ENews!, etc.). And by ‘keep track’, I mean all of it: the good, the bad and the ugly. Brangelina’s latest adoption case and Oprah’s recent trip to Africa is right up there along with rumors of a Jolie-Pitt split and the day time talk show goddess’s fluctuating weight patterns. Fashion faux pas, box office flops and award show flubs all get equitable time under the limelight.


What’s more, with the advent of Youtube, Myspace, Facebook and other such user-generated sites, entertainment (and ensuing celebrity) is no longer exclusively the domain of the rich and famous: the recently coined term “Youtube sensation” attests to the rising number of self-made stars today’s generation boasts. Of course, you’ll always get a bad apple or two (or three…). I still don’t know if it’s entirely a ‘good’ thing that anyone and everyone has access to post whatever they want, whenever they want (case in point: the popping of the biggest pimple in history – look it up if you want to experience simultaneous gagging and vomiting)- though there is no denying the many useful ramifications and effects of such technology (cell phone videos capturing political chaos and acts of civilian murder in the Middle East).


Yeah, I’m off my soap box now. But before this turns into a moralizing rant on the state of the media, I must admit that not all reality shows are from the devil. My rule of thumb tends to be: If a shows states upfront its premise to be a kind of ‘show’ in the traditional sense (American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance), it will often have nothing to hide.


But I can't ignore the nagging feeling that there is something to be said about the unremitting public demand for a very particularized phenomenon of entertainment, as evidenced by the highest ratings in series history for the episode in which Jon and Kate Gosselin announce their separation in Jon and Kate Plus Eight: invasive documentation of family life. Where does this kind of insatiable curiosity come from? (Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, anyone?) Perhaps this is a question best left to sociologists and psychologists (and therapists) but it does strike me as an interesting coincidence that the term often used to refer to the strange attraction to such shows is “guilty pleasure”. Entertainment it is and therefore pleasurable it is too, but why the guilt? If the act of deriving pleasure from another’s pain is partly to blame, one can only wonder why such desire, even in small doses, even exists.


2010 will undoubtedly be another year of such entertainment (as we speak, Snookie is rapidly turning into a household name and New Jersey into a tourist hot spot), and I don’t pretend to state my case as the first of its kind, or the most effective way of getting to the root of the problem (if you even think it is one). But the next time you hear the word “entertainment”, if you find yourself tacking on “for who?” or “at whose expense?” you might be moving closer to the real answer to the unassuming question that triggered this blog entry, an entry which has, finally, reached its end (for now).

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Musicomedical Ingenuity


Ahh, there's nothing like some good ol' late night TV to unwind from a long day at work and get you in the holiday spirit, eh? Where else can you get two of my all-time favorite entertainers on the same show improvising like there's no tomorrow?

Now I know what you're thinking. Jimmy Fallon doesn't really compare to the veterans of late night - Leno, Letterman, and company. Well, I don't care what you've heard about Jimmy Fallon's Late Night Show, the guy is amazing. Okay so his monologues aren't like Conan O'Brien's, but that's cuz he's NOT Conan O'Brien. Jimmy's still gotta retain his Jimmy-ness, and he does his best to do just that. Hilarious SNL-esque sketches, some down-to-earth stand up in between introducing his guests, and relatively non-threatening audience interaction. You don't ever have to worry getting completely roasted by Jimmy if he calls you out because, well, he's just too sweet to take it that far.

But let's take Fallon off the pedestal for a sec. By now, you probably know that he generously shares the spotlight with THE best house band to boot: Rockin' the stage every night (and commuting nightly from their hometown of Philly) is the Legendary Roots Crew. It’s like a free mini-concert every night, even sans musical guest performances. Original ‘sandwiches’ (intros and outros composed by the band, led by its amazing drummer and producer ?eustlove) keep the audience members on their toes. Did Max Weinberg and his late night band compose original and personalized intro music for each and every single one of Conan’s guests? Exactly. Hands down: one of THE best moves in comedic (and musical) history since Adam Samberg’s unapologetically crass and wildly successful album Incredibad – another ingenious brainchild of the inherently organic collaboration between comedy and music.

Dave Chappelle once commented on the way comedy and music often go hand in hand: "Comedians and musicians - we're like this [interlocks all ten fingers with both hands]. Every comic wants to be a musician. Every musician thinks they're funny." Case in point: Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz perfoming an original Christmas song (first aired on an SNL episode) which Julian Casablancas, frontman of The Strokes, then covered - with a little help from the Roots of course - on a Late Night episode last week. A kick ass cover if you ask me. Simultaneously you get a dose of hilarious comedic effect and astounding musicality all rolled into one song initially meant for laughs only.

Some of you overachievers are probably already thinking about after-Christmas sales, and how to start the New Year off on the right foot. But if you’re like me and winding down from a low key, at-home Christmas celebration, hunkering down in your PJs and watching TV just might be the perfect way to conclude yet another hectic holiday season.

Merry Christmas!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Avatar - What's All the Fuss About?

Unless you have been buried in a bog, marooned up a mountain or otherwise cut off from all forms of mass media for the last month or so, you'll have probably heard about the release of the new James Cameron movie, 'Avatar.'

After Titanic become the all-time top-grossing film with a take of just over $1.8 billion (after Gone With the Wind, Star Wars, The Sound of Music, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial and the 1956 version of The Ten Commandments), it seemed ridiculous to think that Cameron could top that. But top that he did. Worldwide, "Avatar" topped $230 million in its first weekend.

If you're like me and the last time you went to the cinema they were called 'talkies', you'll probably be wondering what makes this movie any different from the plethora of pre-Christmas releases waving their million-dollar animated fingers for your attention. Let me give you some reasons why you should go see it.

I'll start with the basics. At position Numero Uno - this is a James Cameron movie. On his resume: all the Terminator movies, Titanic, Aliens, The Abyss, Rambo... basically every movie that was ever made that is worth watching that wasn't made by Spielberg.

Number two - this is quite possibly the most expensive movie ever made. Really. This is Mr. Cameron's first fiction feature since 1997s Titanic, so they didn't skimp on cost by creating their own backyard special effects. At last count the animated (CGI) movie cost over 300 million. Or to put that into money that you and I will understand, that's 25,000 year's rent paid if you live in the LA area, or 16,666,666 Egg McMuffins at McDonalds. Don't ask me how or why I worked that one out.

The big question is: was it worth it? Well, check out the trailer and decide for yourselves:

Thursday, December 17, 2009

We wish you a Recession-Friendly Christmas...and a More Financially Stable New Year



If you were brave enough to have ventured out to any local mall this past weekend, you were probably thinking what I was thinking: Recession who? Everywhere I turned, I was hit by, stuck behind, walking uncomfortably close to or trying desperately to fight off hordes upon hordes of Christmas shoppers with that crazed look in their eyes. You know that look. The anxiety-ridden, wild-eyed look of consumerism that continues to plague America's malls not just during the holidays, but on most days (if we're really gonna be honest here).


A quick pitstop at any store quickly turns into a shoulder-grazing, shopping-bag bumping, sideways-stepping mad rush to get in line before the next customer.


Indeed, in a nation where after national tragedy strikes, we are told by our leaders that "it's okay and safe to go shopping now", it's no wonder that even in hard times, consumerism would still be the last value standing. Though it is a rarity to see anything substantial -like say, an entire way of life- change overnight, there are ways to keep the purse strings tight this Christmas. And you thought this was going to be a rant with no remedies.


Take, for example, the act of gifting. Before heading out the door with your wallet and list of who's been naughty or nice, plant your feet firmly inside the doorway and take a good look around. Regifting takes a lot of heat for being an un-kosher way of getting away with not having to purchase a gift, but that's because it often isn't done correctly! Let a pro show you how it's done! On a side note, regifting has also become a way of raising money for charitable causes - puts a different spin on the infamous fruitcake that also takes a lot of flack during the holidays, doesn't it?


Another option is to give your knuckles a good crack or two and stretch your arts and crafts muscles. Go through your mental rolodex of basic arts-and-crafts skills that might come in handy this Christmas. Even if you don't knit, you can at least wield a hot glue gun. And there's nothing wrong with cotton balls and Elmer's glue for some good ol'-fashioned grade school Christmas card sentiment.


After racking your brain, you might decide that a trip to the mall is still necessary. Make it count by following these helpful tips on how to be a bit more frugal this holiday season.

Some last minute tips: But be sure to lace up those sneakers because tottering on heels or limping around in tight, uncomfortable shoes at a crowded mall will only heighten your irritation with the millions of other Americans who are trying to snag the same deals you are. And give the employees a break: they're getting paid close to minimum wage to help you pick out a gift for someone -the least you can do is keep the ranting and complaining to yourself (or within the confines of a blog).

Monday, December 14, 2009

TVLesson's First Internship Graduates with Flying Colors

TVLesson is proud to announce the graduation of its Fall 2009 Media Internship.

The Internships, which generally last from 1-3 months, provide a way for local filmmakers and film students from nearby schools and universities to interact with TVLesson and gain valuable work experience as a Filmmaker, whilst learning things like Cinematography, Lighting, Sound Design, Directing and video Editing.

Says recent graduate Matt, 'My TVLesson Internship gave me the confidence to try out new ideas and technologies and collaborate with a fantastic group of people who I never would've met otherwise. Our first Intern film was a finalist in the South Bay Film Festival, which I feel was a big achievement and looks great on my resume. Thank you, TVLesson!'

For all you budding writers out there, here's what our interns have to say about the process of writing a short film:



TVLesson is currently accepting applications for our Spring 2010 Internship program, which kicks off in the first week of January. Local Orange-County-based applicants can apply by emailling us at: info (at) TVLesson (dot) com for more details.


Congratulations to our Fall 2009 Graduate Interns!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Want to take a joyride in space? All Aboard with Virgin Galactic!

It seems the stuff that dreams are made out of, but within the next ten years, commercial airlines could be offering almost-affordable luxury cruises in space.

Formerly only available to mega-millionaires who forked out six figures to ride on Russian Rockets on a trip to the orbiting space station, commercial spaceflight crossed the event horizon into the realms of possibility today, with today's unveiling of a new type of crossover air-space craft which will make trips into the stratosphere to view the curvature of earth a possibility to commercial passengers.

The craft, appropriately named SpaceShipTwo, looks eerily similar to a Star Trek fanatic's childhood wall posters. Fixed between a 'mothership' of two powerful spacecraft joined together, the sleek, double-fronted beast will carry SS2 to launch altitudes before dropping away to let the spaceship carry on solo into space.



British billionaire Richard Branson and his family will be the first people to 'take her up,' and it is expected that Virgin Galactic - yes, that's its real name - will be offering Space Flights within the decade.

In case you still don't believe it: here's the booking form.

Check out Virgin Galactic's jaw-dropping promo video, and see how you can fly into space - without remortgaging your house.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

An American Dream in Britain - Susan Boyle makes chart history with Debut Album

It's like watching the American Dream play out in Britain right now. Unemployed churchgoer Susan Boyle, a complete unknown (even in her own village) a year ago is now one of the biggest surprise stars of 2009. After wowing cynical judges on 'Britain's Got Talent' in summer '09 with her accomplished, operatic performance of 'I Dreamed A Dream', she shot to instant superstardom. Today, her debut album 'I Dreamed a Dream' sold over 700,000 copies, entering the Billboard charts at an astonishing #1.

The singing sensation has drawn frequent criticism over her frumpy looks - the bushy eyebrows, her reluctance to wear makeup or fashionable clothing, even at the height of fame, and in particular her untamable mane of gorse-like gray hair which has inspired many a caricature in daily papers. But there's a lingering feeling that we like her like that. When she plucked her eyebrows two weeks after demolishing opposition in 'Britain's Got Talent', it made front-page news. People were up in arms about it, and for good reason.

Why? Because Ms Boyle represents The Dream to all of us. She is a Nobody who has become a Somebody, whist reminding us that everybody, no matter how unknown, IS a Somebody. Her down-to-earth ways and awestruck attitude to fame shame those record company executives who spend millions of dollars 'creating' stars by hiring groups of pretty 16-year old's who can't sing, grooming and training and advertising them, then acting all surprised when they disappear without trace 12 months later.

If the music business is a monster, it seemed certain that it would eat Susan Boyle alive. Surprise surprise, she not only fought back, but chased the monster into a corner and beat it to death with a bagful of her own eyebrow clippings. Susan Boyle is here to stay, and you need only watch this video of her last performance on 'Britain's Got Talent' to see that.

Good luck Susan. I'll be buying your album.